at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.
nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.
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if someone ever made me a mix tape i would probably backflip off a cliff out of love 47 times then kiss them on the face and repeat
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i used this quote in my english class and i stumped the teacher
i said this to my science teacher and he was confused as fuck
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